1 00:02:51,740 --> 00:02:56,410 They say this is not the best time to come to the gym... 2 00:02:57,740 --> 00:02:58,690 Pardon me? 3 00:03:00,460 --> 00:03:01,340 I mean... 4 00:03:01,810 --> 00:03:04,180 This is the best time of the day to come to the gym. 5 00:03:04,620 --> 00:03:05,580 There's no one! 6 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:09,340 Is it always like this? 7 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:10,300 Yes. 8 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:14,810 You can only find some retired old man or some bored trophy wife. 9 00:03:17,250 --> 00:03:18,810 Which category do you fit? 10 00:03:41,340 --> 00:03:47,090 MASCARPONE 11 00:04:05,970 --> 00:04:06,810 Hey Antonio. 12 00:04:08,060 --> 00:04:08,780 Honey! 13 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:10,410 You're home already. 14 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:13,090 What's up? 15 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:21,890 Where the hell did I put it? 16 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:30,010 Enrico texted you: he asks if you already told him. 17 00:04:30,450 --> 00:04:32,770 Please be nice and text him back. 18 00:04:41,370 --> 00:04:44,250 Antonio, I asked you to cut down on the baking. 19 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:46,250 - Honey... - This is not a bakery house! 20 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:47,930 Will you let me handle this? 21 00:04:48,370 --> 00:04:50,180 You sounded so gloomy earlier on the phone... 22 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:51,740 Why don't you help me out? Come on. 23 00:04:51,740 --> 00:04:53,890 There's mascarpone in the fridge. 24 00:05:01,860 --> 00:05:02,980 Top shelf... 25 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:06,890 The white one. Bravo, that's it! 26 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:12,010 What's on the menu, besides tiramisù? 27 00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:14,300 I'll take care of dinner, don't worry. 28 00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:16,740 It's just I'm kinda hungry right now... 29 00:05:17,180 --> 00:05:18,250 Okay, let me fix this. 30 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:20,740 You can have a cookie. Careful: it's hot! 31 00:05:20,930 --> 00:05:22,570 Wait. Go and wash your hands first. 32 00:05:30,570 --> 00:05:33,570 80 euro a month is a cheap fee. 33 00:05:34,810 --> 00:05:36,620 There's a swimming pool, 34 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,770 a fully equipped room with all the machines... 35 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:43,570 There's also a tennis court! 36 00:05:44,660 --> 00:05:47,450 It's open until late at night during the week... 37 00:05:48,010 --> 00:05:53,060 I saw a story on Paolo's Instagram half an hour ago... 38 00:05:56,180 --> 00:05:59,300 We can subscribe for 80 euro each month, 39 00:06:01,860 --> 00:06:05,810 so that we're not committed or anything, in case we lose our interest, as we did before. 40 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:09,740 Honey. 41 00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:10,370 No... 42 00:06:11,770 --> 00:06:12,500 Antonio. 43 00:06:13,620 --> 00:06:14,660 Antonio... 44 00:06:16,860 --> 00:06:17,420 Antonio. 45 00:06:18,060 --> 00:06:21,010 I think some exercise would do us good. 46 00:06:22,370 --> 00:06:25,300 I don't want to patronize, 47 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:28,450 but you should do something for your back problems. 48 00:06:30,220 --> 00:06:31,500 It would do you good. 49 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:35,500 It's not like we have to work out until we look like Pietro Boselli... 50 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:40,690 What do you say? 51 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:47,010 Honey, what's wrong? 52 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:47,570 Eh? 53 00:06:52,450 --> 00:06:55,220 Things have been bad for some time now. 54 00:06:56,930 --> 00:06:57,980 Tell me. 55 00:06:59,980 --> 00:07:01,250 I'm not happy at work, 56 00:07:02,180 --> 00:07:03,250 as well as home... 57 00:07:05,130 --> 00:07:10,100 You don't know how hard it is, how weary I've grown lately, the thoughts I've had. 58 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:13,930 You never really cared. 59 00:07:15,220 --> 00:07:17,370 What are you talking about? 60 00:07:18,010 --> 00:07:22,010 But I smile to you when you come home at night... 61 00:07:22,010 --> 00:07:24,330 - And I make you dinner, I hug you... - Because everything is always perfect for you! 62 00:07:24,330 --> 00:07:27,060 You live in your own world. It's not like that! 63 00:07:28,250 --> 00:07:31,010 Honey, that's not because I don't see that you're upset! 64 00:07:31,540 --> 00:07:33,860 It's because I try my best to make you happy! 65 00:07:34,060 --> 00:07:35,660 You've got to quit trying. 66 00:07:36,220 --> 00:07:40,250 There's no use in trying to save something that doesn't work anymore! 67 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:44,810 The ugly truth, Antonio, is that we don't love each other anymore. Enough! 68 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:46,980 Speak for yourself. 69 00:07:47,060 --> 00:07:48,180 I'll speak for myself. 70 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:49,620 Do I have to? 71 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:52,620 I'm in love with Enrico. 72 00:07:53,450 --> 00:07:55,330 We've loved each other for a year and a half. 73 00:07:57,370 --> 00:07:58,420 You love... Who? 74 00:07:58,420 --> 00:07:59,300 Enrico. 75 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:01,010 Enrico? 76 00:08:01,010 --> 00:08:01,740 Enrico. 77 00:08:02,980 --> 00:08:04,740 Enrico... Enrico, Lorenzo? 78 00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:08,930 He's fugly, Lorenzo! What the fuck? 79 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:12,570 Are you kidding me? 80 00:08:16,690 --> 00:08:19,010 I thought it was just a fling, 81 00:08:19,130 --> 00:08:22,420 something bound to end quickly and that there would be no need to talk about it. 82 00:08:22,890 --> 00:08:23,930 Of course. 83 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:26,250 Forgive my curiosity. 84 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:29,860 What do you mean "a year and a half"? 85 00:08:32,060 --> 00:08:34,740 Since the trip to Croatia? 86 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:36,530 Yes. 87 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:39,890 And you never noticed anything. 88 00:08:39,890 --> 00:08:42,050 You only see what your eyes want to see! 89 00:08:42,050 --> 00:08:44,740 Of course! It's my fault now, because I've never noticed anything! 90 00:08:45,050 --> 00:08:48,130 Lorenzo tell me you're joking, or else I don't know what I'm going to do to you. 91 00:08:48,130 --> 00:08:49,940 Listen, Antonio: I'm sorry, okay? 92 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:51,860 That's how life goes. 93 00:08:52,170 --> 00:08:54,220 Life's made of moments we cannot foresee, 94 00:08:54,220 --> 00:08:57,940 things that happens with no apparent reason and change. 95 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:02,650 And... Puff! 96 00:09:02,940 --> 00:09:04,290 "Puff"? 97 00:09:06,530 --> 00:09:08,460 Antonio, it's over now. 98 00:09:09,220 --> 00:09:11,050 Antonio, all good things come to an end. 99 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:13,410 Of course! So the "thing" with Enrico was a good one! 100 00:09:13,410 --> 00:09:15,500 I'm not talking about Enrico. 101 00:09:35,410 --> 00:09:37,980 So now we have gay divorce as well? 102 00:09:37,980 --> 00:09:41,100 What else are you gays going to conquer next, Champions League on Wednesdays? 103 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,290 I need to find a new place, Cristina. 104 00:09:45,290 --> 00:09:47,290 You can sleep on my couch if you want... 105 00:09:47,290 --> 00:09:50,620 No, thanks. It's important I give him a strong signal. 106 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:51,530 A signal? 107 00:09:51,530 --> 00:09:55,220 Yes! That I'm serious about this. That we're breaking up. 108 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:59,530 Now I'm going to find a new place and I move all my stuff there. 109 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,770 I'm so confused right now, Cristina. 110 00:10:12,010 --> 00:10:15,340 The other day he even asked me if I had started packing already. 111 00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:17,500 - Did he? - You see? 112 00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:21,860 Of course I was so shaken. 113 00:10:21,890 --> 00:10:25,820 He tried to confort me and hugged me... We made love, eventually. 114 00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:27,100 Oh, well! 115 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:31,050 Do you want to know what he told me the next day? 116 00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:33,700 That nothing had changed and he didn't want to confuse me. 117 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:36,370 Amazing. That's not confusing at all... 118 00:10:37,290 --> 00:10:39,010 Hey stud! 119 00:10:39,010 --> 00:10:40,130 Hello, honey! 120 00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:45,010 What's up? 121 00:10:45,170 --> 00:10:45,980 Is everything all right? 122 00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:46,890 Sure... 123 00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:52,410 Listen honey, I gave Magda the Studio Pollina files. 124 00:10:52,410 --> 00:10:54,500 Galli confirmed the meeting at 3. 125 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:55,740 Oh, good. Perfect! 126 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:57,410 Listen, buddy. 127 00:10:58,250 --> 00:11:00,220 I had a chat with my friends at the gym. 128 00:11:00,220 --> 00:11:01,770 They never saw you there. 129 00:11:02,130 --> 00:11:03,170 Why? 130 00:11:03,170 --> 00:11:05,220 I gave you a coupon for a free trial... 131 00:11:05,220 --> 00:11:08,410 Yes, I know. We need to evaluate and decide... 132 00:11:08,410 --> 00:11:09,290 No. 133 00:11:09,290 --> 00:11:12,890 "We need to evaluate", "we have to decide"... It's not okay! 134 00:11:12,890 --> 00:11:16,820 Would you like to look empowered like Freddie Mercury at Wembley '86? 135 00:11:17,370 --> 00:11:18,580 You need to exercise. 136 00:11:18,740 --> 00:11:21,370 Workout, workout, workout! 137 00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:24,860 Look at me: I'm telling you because I care about you. I really do! 138 00:11:24,860 --> 00:11:26,290 What is your husband doing? 139 00:11:26,290 --> 00:11:28,770 He's working his ass at the office all the time! 140 00:11:28,770 --> 00:11:30,940 But you don't do anything: you're a couch potato! 141 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:34,130 Don't be your own worst enemy. 142 00:11:34,130 --> 00:11:37,650 Listen Paolo: please be a good boy and let us finish our lunch. 143 00:11:38,010 --> 00:11:38,820 What? 144 00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:39,940 Let us finish our lunch... 145 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:40,650 Lunch? 146 00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:43,890 - Lunch. - Lunch? Come here, you're my lunch! 147 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:49,130 Excuse me. I need to lunch as well... 148 00:11:49,130 --> 00:11:51,130 Carbs are no good for you. 149 00:11:52,530 --> 00:11:55,500 I'm off to the gym, you retired old man! 150 00:12:02,650 --> 00:12:06,460 I don't understand how you can let that dumbass kiss you like that in public... 151 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:09,820 Hey listen! Just think about all the times I've witnessed 152 00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:13,250 all the crazy sex stuff you and your friends used to do when we went clubbing. 153 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:16,940 Maybe this time I found a guy a little above the average. 154 00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:20,530 Don't be a downer and face the fact that I got lucky this time, for a change. 155 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:23,620 Do you remember Fulvio, the nerd who was hooked on Magic? 156 00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:28,220 Plus, Paolo and I work together, it's convenient. 157 00:12:35,010 --> 00:12:37,820 Why didn't you tell him about Lorenzo? 158 00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:03,740 Denis? 159 00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:08,250 Come in... 160 00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:14,860 Hurry up: some guy is coming to rent a room. 161 00:13:15,650 --> 00:13:20,010 I'm not surprised, it's such a nice neighborhood... 162 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,010 So you're the guy who's looking for a room! 163 00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:27,500 Come now, let's have some coffee. 164 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:48,740 Is this your house? 165 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,940 No: I'm squatting. 166 00:13:57,580 --> 00:13:59,650 Of course it's my house. 167 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:04,250 I inherited it from a wealthy aunt from my mother's side. 168 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:06,250 I usually rent to tourists. 169 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,130 But it's so exhausting, every three days 170 00:14:08,130 --> 00:14:10,500 check them in, check them out. Open the door, close the door. 171 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:13,940 Japanese tourists that enter the toilet and take pictures even while I'm peeing. 172 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,980 The Wi-Fi password! 173 00:14:16,530 --> 00:14:18,170 I can imagine... 174 00:14:18,740 --> 00:14:23,100 The truth is that a flatmate would be convenient to share the bills and other expenses. 175 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:28,770 But then I have a terrible temper, peculiar habits and an OCD. 176 00:14:29,130 --> 00:14:33,700 I don't mean to intrude, but... What do you mean by "peculiar habits"? 177 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:36,220 That I don't like having people around minding my own fucking business. 178 00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:38,220 In every way. 179 00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:38,860 Okay... 180 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:46,500 Now look. I need to rent a room for two or three weeks. One month, tops. 181 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:50,700 I'm probably not going to use it, but I need to move some stuff in there. 182 00:14:51,770 --> 00:14:54,340 You're right. Maybe I should explain. 183 00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:56,740 I am married. 184 00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:58,860 And Lorenzo, my husband... 185 00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:02,620 He kinda asked me for a break. 186 00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:03,980 So I would like to give him a signal, you know? 187 00:15:03,980 --> 00:15:06,620 Yes, okay. Now tell me about you... 188 00:15:09,740 --> 00:15:13,740 I am Cancer and my rising sign is Virgo. 189 00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:15,740 I like to bake. 190 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:19,410 - I studied Greek and Latin... - No. You got it wrong. 191 00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:22,500 What do you do for a living? 192 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:27,530 I'm-I'm an architect. 193 00:15:27,530 --> 00:15:30,530 Oh. An architect, how cute! 194 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:33,770 It's 200 euro a week, bills included. 195 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,250 C'est tout. 196 00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:46,250 "C'est tout", in French, means "Go!" 197 00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,250 Oh yes! Sure. 198 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:51,170 I'll let you know as soon as possible! 199 00:15:51,170 --> 00:15:51,740 Sure. 200 00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:53,740 - Ciao! - Ciao. 201 00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:00,740 What a drag. 202 00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:05,500 800 euro a week for a room in Montesacro is crazy. 203 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,250 I told you honey. 204 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:10,370 All the freshmen are looking for a room right now, 205 00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:15,220 we could find something cheaper in January. 206 00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:18,940 What do you mean "January"? You need to find a new place now. 207 00:16:19,410 --> 00:16:22,170 So we'll do like you said. 208 00:16:22,170 --> 00:16:27,650 You'll help me out with the rent for a while and you keep this kitchen, which was my parents' gift for our wedding. 209 00:16:27,650 --> 00:16:30,860 I told you already: I'm going to provide for you for the first six months! 210 00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:33,650 Why do I have to repeat myself so many times? 211 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:37,620 I'm helping you out while you... 212 00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:43,890 The time you... You find yourself a job. 213 00:16:44,890 --> 00:16:46,170 Okay? 214 00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:48,530 Honey... 215 00:16:48,530 --> 00:16:53,050 Listen: why don't we talk about it and find a real solution to our problem? 216 00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:55,050 Such as? 217 00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:57,050 Such as... 218 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,980 Why don't you accept that job offer in Milan? 219 00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:02,650 I could easily find a job there! 220 00:17:02,650 --> 00:17:06,100 No! I don't want to go to Milan. I hate Milan! 221 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:08,660 Think about it: it would solve everything! 222 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,740 - No! - We could have a fresh start there, together! 223 00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:13,770 This is not a solution, it's out of the question. 224 00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:21,290 Let's just waste 800 euro a month for that room, otherwise we're never going anywhere. 225 00:17:27,850 --> 00:17:29,420 It's your money after all... 226 00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:32,940 - Hey! - Hello! 227 00:17:32,940 --> 00:17:35,500 I'm such a pain in the ass, I came without notice. 228 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,810 What are you doing here in Rome? 229 00:17:36,810 --> 00:17:41,420 Nothing, just some convention, the usual stuff, we eat junk food all day. 230 00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:43,610 Hello dear... 231 00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:48,090 Mother gave me this for you to sign. 232 00:17:49,850 --> 00:17:51,810 So, guys... 233 00:17:54,530 --> 00:17:56,180 How are things? 234 00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:58,180 Good... 235 00:18:01,220 --> 00:18:02,770 I don't mean to intrude... 236 00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:04,420 Then you shouldn't. 237 00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:08,180 Lorenzo, I'm your sister: I just want you to be happy. 238 00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:11,700 Antonio: you're a brother to me, as well. 239 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:15,740 - I know. - Do you really think there's no way to fix things? 240 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:21,570 Listen dear. We were just talking about it. We'll find a way, don't worry. 241 00:18:21,570 --> 00:18:27,330 Antonio, the two of you have always been a role model! Not just for me, but for everyone! 242 00:18:28,330 --> 00:18:30,810 We're all so upset back home. 243 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,220 Mom doesn't sleep anymore. 244 00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:34,980 Aunt Giuseppina prays in church all day long. 245 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:38,290 I've said many times we should lock Aunt Giuseppina in a retirement home already. 246 00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:40,900 It's we who are worried for you, Maria Vittoria, 247 00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:44,290 when you come here looking like a Penitent Mary Magdalene, 248 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,290 Trying to give advice no one asked for! 249 00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:49,500 Guys, please! Enough. 250 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,570 Listen dear, why don't you have lunch with us? 251 00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:55,850 - Because she can't: she has a prior committment! - No, thank you. I have a business lunch. 252 00:18:55,850 --> 00:18:57,610 - I'm running late. - Let me get this straight. 253 00:18:57,610 --> 00:19:01,250 Did you invite her, Antonio? Did you invite this holy pain in the ass here? 254 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,380 Why would I do that? 255 00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:04,380 Do you think it's fair, Antonio? 256 00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:07,010 They waged a war against us when we became a couple, 257 00:19:07,010 --> 00:19:08,460 now they're waging a new one because we're splitting! 258 00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:09,530 What do I have to do with this? 259 00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:14,220 I don't know. But still, now Maria Vittoria suddenly drops by for an intervention and puff! Now you're allies? 260 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:16,500 After all the mean stuff you've said about her for years? 261 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,740 - Which side are you on, Antonio? - Lorenzo: I didn't invite her here! 262 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:22,660 Come on guys, please stop. I came here to ask you to get back together, not to make you fight. 263 00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:24,660 Reconsider this. 264 00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:28,700 It's a shame to waste such an amazing relationship, after so many years. 265 00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:30,700 Lorenzo? 266 00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:32,380 Lorenzo. 267 00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:33,660 What? 268 00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:37,090 Don't be so hasty in shutting doors, you might regret it one day. 269 00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:41,220 You can shut the door for me, on your way out. 270 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:44,700 Thank you, dear. 271 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:48,420 Don't even say it. I'm his big sister, it's my duty. 272 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:51,050 I was the one to explain to you what sex was. What are talking about? 273 00:19:51,050 --> 00:19:53,050 Shut up, jackass. 274 00:19:53,050 --> 00:19:54,570 - Please let me know. - Sure. 275 00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:56,140 Jackass! 276 00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:58,140 I just can't stand her! 277 00:19:58,140 --> 00:20:00,140 - Be strong! - Yes, I will. 278 00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:10,050 You should treat her better, she's your sister after all. 279 00:20:10,050 --> 00:20:11,700 Do you think it's fair? 280 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:15,500 She drops here, in my house, uninvited. And she preaches when she should mind her own business. 281 00:20:15,770 --> 00:20:17,740 Where's respect? 282 00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:08,530 No! This is the widow's room. The toilet is there! 283 00:22:16,570 --> 00:22:18,220 The door! 284 00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:48,420 Enrico... 285 00:22:52,610 --> 00:22:56,770 Look at Boris Becker: he looked like Ivan Drago. 286 00:22:56,770 --> 00:22:57,770 Come on... 287 00:22:57,770 --> 00:23:01,980 - Are you available on Tuesday? - Sure. Text me and we'll see. 288 00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:06,180 - Is he a hooker? - I can't wait to go back home. 289 00:23:09,380 --> 00:23:11,700 Which planet are you from, stranger? 290 00:23:12,940 --> 00:23:13,810 Paolo! 291 00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:16,220 Denis. You can call me any name! 292 00:23:16,940 --> 00:23:18,050 Sure! 293 00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:21,940 Denis, she's Cristina, Paolo's girlfriend. 294 00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:24,050 Enchanted! 295 00:23:24,290 --> 00:23:25,010 Ciao. 296 00:23:27,570 --> 00:23:29,010 Pardon me... 297 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:31,810 How long have you known each other? 298 00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:34,010 Since University. Put it there, please. 299 00:23:34,010 --> 00:23:36,700 - You're an architect as well? - No, I'm an accountant. 300 00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:40,140 We met through his-A common friend... 301 00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:42,290 Lorenzo, my husband. 302 00:23:42,530 --> 00:23:45,140 The one who asked you for "a kind of a break"? 303 00:23:45,610 --> 00:23:48,980 Yes. Speaking about Lorenzo... 304 00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:52,250 They invited us for dinner. 305 00:23:52,250 --> 00:23:53,180 They? 306 00:23:53,180 --> 00:23:54,940 Yes... Lorenzo and Enrico. 307 00:23:54,940 --> 00:23:57,460 So Enrico's official now. 308 00:23:57,460 --> 00:23:59,050 I'm not going, of course! 309 00:23:59,050 --> 00:24:02,940 That moron kicks me out of our house and then invites my friends for dinner. Come on! 310 00:24:02,940 --> 00:24:04,940 Antonio, trust me. 311 00:24:05,180 --> 00:24:06,770 Let go. 312 00:24:08,050 --> 00:24:09,980 He'll be the one to come back to you. Crawling. 313 00:24:09,980 --> 00:24:11,980 Ha, sure! 314 00:24:12,610 --> 00:24:16,980 I was playing it down. I was kidding of course! 315 00:24:17,420 --> 00:24:19,140 Do you wanna go clubbing tonight? 316 00:24:19,140 --> 00:24:20,810 No, we're going to the movies. 317 00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:23,220 It's late. Paolo, are you done? 318 00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:24,500 Just a second... 319 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:25,980 Can we go and wash our hands? 320 00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:28,330 It goes without saying, my little white woman! 321 00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:31,700 - I lit it up! - Thanks! 322 00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:33,460 Bravo... 323 00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:36,900 - Paolo! - Coming... 324 00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:43,850 Listen... 325 00:24:44,330 --> 00:24:48,010 I guess you imagined already I could need this room for more than one month now... 326 00:24:48,010 --> 00:24:50,290 Don't worry, you can stay as long as you like! 327 00:24:50,290 --> 00:24:51,700 Oh gosh. Thanks! 328 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,700 "Thanks" for what? As long as you pay for it. 329 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,700 Oh, yes... 330 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:58,810 That's something I'd like to discuss with you. 331 00:24:58,810 --> 00:25:02,380 From what I understand, I guess we're on friendly terms, right? 332 00:25:04,090 --> 00:25:09,380 So I was wondering if there's a way to lower down the rent, just a little bit... 333 00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:16,460 No. This is not possible, chéri, I'm sorry. 334 00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:25,250 I see. I'm not taking you out dancing tonight, 335 00:25:25,250 --> 00:25:27,530 I'll take you to a job interview! 336 00:25:28,810 --> 00:25:31,050 A job interview on a Sunday night? 337 00:25:31,050 --> 00:25:33,050 You're such a fuss! 338 00:25:34,420 --> 00:25:36,460 Now don't overreact... 339 00:25:39,740 --> 00:25:45,330 When I go my way, when I go my way alone along the street. 340 00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:50,530 Is there a reason why we didn't take a bus? 341 00:25:50,530 --> 00:25:53,610 Why would you let someone else drive, when you can ride? 342 00:25:53,610 --> 00:25:56,460 Because it's faster and you can sit? 343 00:25:56,460 --> 00:25:58,220 Buses are always late... 344 00:25:58,330 --> 00:26:00,850 Can you do this on a bus? 345 00:26:08,810 --> 00:26:11,090 Where the hell are you going? 346 00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:17,220 You're on the wrong side of the road, asshole! 347 00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:19,530 He's crazy... 348 00:26:24,810 --> 00:26:26,850 You're a fool. 349 00:26:42,980 --> 00:26:45,090 Finally! 350 00:26:48,610 --> 00:26:49,940 No, guys. I'm sorry... 351 00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:52,940 Come here! Where are you going? 352 00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:57,010 Trust me. 353 00:26:59,010 --> 00:27:01,770 Antonio, Luca. Luca, Antonio. 354 00:27:02,810 --> 00:27:05,090 Do I know you? 355 00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:06,050 You do? 356 00:27:06,810 --> 00:27:08,740 Don't you remember...? 357 00:27:08,740 --> 00:27:11,010 I don't... 358 00:27:12,570 --> 00:27:14,740 You're still looking for an apprentice, right? 359 00:27:14,740 --> 00:27:15,660 Sure. 360 00:27:15,660 --> 00:27:17,660 There: Antonio is your man! 361 00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:19,660 - Me? - Yes. 362 00:27:19,980 --> 00:27:22,090 Don't you think he's a little too grown-up to be an apprentice? 363 00:27:22,090 --> 00:27:27,610 Luca. You need an apprentice, he needs a job and I need him to pay his rent. 364 00:27:27,610 --> 00:27:29,740 Antonio is an amazing baker. 365 00:27:29,740 --> 00:27:30,740 How do you know? 366 00:27:30,740 --> 00:27:32,740 Look at these hands! 367 00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:38,250 Do you have any baking skills? 368 00:27:42,090 --> 00:27:44,660 - I do, actually... - He's amazing. 369 00:27:46,570 --> 00:27:49,090 Come on then. Let's try you out. 370 00:27:49,660 --> 00:27:50,900 Voilà! 371 00:27:51,810 --> 00:27:53,460 No, Denis. Give it back! 372 00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:55,460 - Ciao! - Denis, wait a second... 373 00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:58,420 Thank you so much. It's Luca, right? 374 00:27:58,420 --> 00:27:59,140 Yes. 375 00:27:59,530 --> 00:28:03,660 I'll ask Denis for your number, you'll let me know about the trial. 376 00:28:03,660 --> 00:28:05,660 What number? The trial starts now. 377 00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:06,700 What do you mean "now"? 378 00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:10,380 This is the Christmas week, I need help now. Are you coming? 379 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:13,180 Mind the steps. 380 00:29:54,850 --> 00:29:56,500 Lorenzo... 381 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,460 Lorenzo? 382 00:30:16,050 --> 00:30:19,290 Cristina, I need to see you. Please call me back! 383 00:31:11,180 --> 00:31:14,050 So you really worked on New Year's Day as well? 384 00:31:14,050 --> 00:31:18,140 Yes, I told you already. I guess you were busy with Paolo... 385 00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:23,940 Come on, open your Christmas gift... 386 00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:36,420 I'm suddenly glad the holidays are over... 387 00:31:36,420 --> 00:31:38,740 - You can wear them next year! - Count on it... 388 00:31:38,850 --> 00:31:40,380 Where are we going? 389 00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:41,850 Open up... 390 00:31:46,770 --> 00:31:50,810 "Romantic Couple Itinerary for two..." With whom, you? 391 00:31:50,810 --> 00:31:52,810 I'm not that desperate anymore. 392 00:32:04,140 --> 00:32:06,460 Where the hell are we, Cristina? 393 00:32:06,660 --> 00:32:08,660 Antonio, can I be frank? 394 00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:12,460 I'm truly sympathetic for what happened to you, believe me. I stressed this a hundred times. 395 00:32:12,460 --> 00:32:14,420 But still, you're 30, child. Not 70. 396 00:32:14,420 --> 00:32:15,900 I'm not even 30 yet... 397 00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:17,250 Enough with the mourning! 398 00:32:17,250 --> 00:32:19,810 Yes, but then again don't you think that a couple itinerary with some stranger is too much? 399 00:32:19,810 --> 00:32:21,810 He's not some stranger! 400 00:32:22,940 --> 00:32:24,250 He's a soccer friend of Paolo's. 401 00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:26,810 I've never entered a bathhouse in my whole life, do you understand? 402 00:32:26,810 --> 00:32:28,570 This is not a bathhouse! 403 00:32:28,570 --> 00:32:30,980 This is a classy establishment, not a bathhouse for cruising! 404 00:32:31,420 --> 00:32:34,050 Certainly not a place infested by crabs... 405 00:32:34,290 --> 00:32:37,770 Sorry for being late, but Virginio's chest wouldn't fit inside the car... 406 00:32:38,420 --> 00:32:39,500 Kiss me... 407 00:32:41,940 --> 00:32:44,850 Come on! Antonio, Virginio. Virginio, Antonio... 408 00:32:44,850 --> 00:32:48,530 Enough with the small talk, our coupon will expire in two hours. Let's go, honey. 409 00:32:49,460 --> 00:32:50,850 Keep your eyes up! 410 00:32:50,850 --> 00:32:52,420 Be a nice guy, the kid is sensitive... 411 00:32:52,420 --> 00:32:54,420 Yes. Don't worry... 412 00:33:38,380 --> 00:33:40,940 Since this is a couple itinerary... 413 00:33:40,940 --> 00:33:43,140 ...we are going to massage each other! 414 00:33:44,530 --> 00:33:47,460 It must be your lucky day: I'm a total pro with massages. 415 00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:49,740 I have a PhD in that discipline! 416 00:33:49,900 --> 00:33:51,530 How lucky can I get... 417 00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:55,290 Let's do this. Lie down! 418 00:33:59,810 --> 00:34:02,500 No, Pollyanna. On your back! 419 00:34:06,330 --> 00:34:08,610 Try not to display your appreciation too much... 420 00:34:11,130 --> 00:34:12,690 Come. 421 00:34:13,610 --> 00:34:15,210 Here we go. 422 00:34:16,210 --> 00:34:22,940 You know that, according to Thai science, our feet are directly linked to our hearts? 423 00:34:27,380 --> 00:34:29,570 Sounds like total bullshit to me. 424 00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:32,940 Oh, sorry... 425 00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:36,570 Turn around now! 426 00:34:36,570 --> 00:34:38,650 Already? 427 00:34:48,940 --> 00:34:51,730 You've been stressed out lately, aren't you? 428 00:34:51,730 --> 00:34:53,730 I can feel it. 429 00:34:53,730 --> 00:34:56,130 A man's back never lies. 430 00:34:58,860 --> 00:35:04,260 Okay! You're really a pro with massages. Now why don't we jump in the swimming pool with the others? 431 00:35:04,260 --> 00:35:05,900 Sure. 432 00:35:22,050 --> 00:35:23,980 Are you serious? 433 00:35:24,260 --> 00:35:25,530 Are you home already? 434 00:35:25,530 --> 00:35:27,530 Are you asking me for an explanation? 435 00:35:27,530 --> 00:35:29,420 Denis... Who is this guy? 436 00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:31,420 No one, go on. 437 00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:33,530 Will you go to your room? 438 00:35:39,010 --> 00:35:43,610 Bravo, Orlandino. My horny Orlandino! 439 00:35:46,010 --> 00:35:47,980 Tastes good, huh? 440 00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:51,860 You go to your room: I'm paying you a rent and this is a common space. 441 00:35:54,010 --> 00:35:55,420 Come on... 442 00:36:28,130 --> 00:36:29,900 May I come in? 443 00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:31,690 What else do you want? 444 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:33,170 I would like to apologize... 445 00:36:33,170 --> 00:36:36,570 Now that you did, you can leave me alone. 446 00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:55,780 I can't stand it anymore... 447 00:36:58,260 --> 00:37:01,010 I'm so confused... 448 00:37:10,820 --> 00:37:13,730 I was supposed to see Cristina and have lunch. 449 00:37:13,730 --> 00:37:17,170 However, she must always bring Paolo along. 450 00:37:17,170 --> 00:37:18,420 Paolo... Paolo? 451 00:37:18,420 --> 00:37:22,300 Am I asking too much if I want to spend some quality time alone with my best friend? 452 00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:24,300 I don't think so! 453 00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:26,650 As if Paolo was not enough already, 454 00:37:26,650 --> 00:37:28,530 there was also a friend of his. 455 00:37:28,530 --> 00:37:29,260 Who? 456 00:37:29,260 --> 00:37:31,260 Some random guy, Denis! 457 00:37:32,380 --> 00:37:35,090 A soccer friend of Paolo's. 458 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,730 He was hitting on me... 459 00:37:38,010 --> 00:37:39,210 Was he a jerk? 460 00:37:39,210 --> 00:37:42,690 Not at all. He was super nice, actually. 461 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:47,340 What I mean is, I just need some sympathy. 462 00:37:47,340 --> 00:37:49,340 Is it so hard to understand? 463 00:37:50,690 --> 00:37:55,980 What am I? Some dead weight you need to dump to the first guy that comes around? Come on. 464 00:38:01,860 --> 00:38:06,690 I don't know what to do when someone hits on me. 465 00:38:06,690 --> 00:38:09,860 I don't feel at ease, I'm not used to that. 466 00:38:10,130 --> 00:38:13,500 I've been in a steady relationship all my life! 467 00:38:14,210 --> 00:38:16,610 Do you know what I mean? 468 00:38:16,940 --> 00:38:18,610 No... 469 00:38:23,650 --> 00:38:26,460 Antonio, you're not married anymore. 470 00:38:26,460 --> 00:38:28,460 You don't have to look for a new husband yet. 471 00:38:29,050 --> 00:38:33,610 You need to find yourself before you start looking for love. 472 00:38:33,650 --> 00:38:35,380 Too many fairy tales... 473 00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:40,130 "Once upon a time...", "...and they lived happily ever after". 474 00:38:42,050 --> 00:38:47,650 Since we're little, we are told that you need to find love to be happy. It's a rule. 475 00:38:48,050 --> 00:38:50,730 You need to grow up and set your own rules. 476 00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:55,530 But, honey, if you don't do that, if you don't understand who you are, what you want, first, 477 00:38:55,530 --> 00:39:00,090 you'll end up and find someone who's going to set the rules instead of you. 478 00:39:00,690 --> 00:39:03,300 So now, mon chéri... 479 00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:07,730 Pull that stick out your ass. 480 00:39:10,860 --> 00:39:13,570 There's no stick, Denis... 481 00:39:14,170 --> 00:39:17,170 Only spiderwebs! 482 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:24,530 I'm sorry for earlier... 483 00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:26,050 Hush. 484 00:39:27,610 --> 00:39:32,130 You should avoid that disgusting powder, however. It's bad for you. 485 00:39:32,130 --> 00:39:34,900 I only sell it, I'm not using it. 486 00:39:36,820 --> 00:39:38,730 Though I feel it on the tip of my penis, actually... 487 00:39:38,730 --> 00:39:40,420 You're disgusting! 488 00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:43,380 Mamma mia, you really suck! 489 00:40:00,340 --> 00:40:01,860 What is this? 490 00:40:01,860 --> 00:40:05,860 It's a surprise! We're having breakfast with it, we need to celebrate my last day of work. 491 00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:11,380 You're cute, but I still pay you to bake bread. 492 00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:18,050 Will you handle me the custard, please? 493 00:40:25,570 --> 00:40:27,780 I'm the one in charge of cakes and pastries here. 494 00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:29,860 Up until today! 495 00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:32,090 I can bake ten of these cakes every night. 496 00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:35,130 If I can bake eleven, will you let me stay? 497 00:40:48,170 --> 00:40:51,340 There! Luca gave me a raise. 498 00:40:58,050 --> 00:41:00,090 Are we having guests for dinner? 499 00:41:00,090 --> 00:41:02,730 No, it's for me. 500 00:41:04,340 --> 00:41:09,860 It's common to seek refuge in desserts when your heart aches, but you're supposed to eat them, chéri... 501 00:41:09,860 --> 00:41:13,130 What refuge! I'm trying new recipes, to submit them to Luca. 502 00:41:16,650 --> 00:41:20,730 Listen. Would you take a picture of me while I'm fucking the apple pie? 503 00:41:20,730 --> 00:41:24,420 If you only move closer to my apple pie, I'll chop your willy off 504 00:41:24,420 --> 00:41:26,340 and you'll be out of business! 505 00:41:26,340 --> 00:41:28,340 I need this one. 506 00:41:34,090 --> 00:41:35,900 Ciao Francesco! See you. 507 00:41:39,090 --> 00:41:41,420 Take them upstairs, please. 508 00:42:29,090 --> 00:42:31,010 No, wait! What if your aunt arrives? 509 00:42:31,010 --> 00:42:33,010 My aunt will be here in half an hour... 510 00:42:35,650 --> 00:42:37,500 Luca, careful! 511 00:42:48,940 --> 00:42:51,130 Why don't we go to your place? 512 00:42:51,210 --> 00:42:53,820 I only go to my place for sleeping. 513 00:42:59,090 --> 00:43:00,820 What are you laughing about? 514 00:43:17,690 --> 00:43:20,420 ...so I put my clothes back on and came home. 515 00:43:20,420 --> 00:43:23,010 Why won't you tell us his name? 516 00:43:24,690 --> 00:43:28,380 Why do you care, Cristina? What matters most is that I gave it away to somebody. 517 00:43:28,380 --> 00:43:30,380 What a refined Lady! 518 00:43:30,380 --> 00:43:33,010 - It was about time! - Thank you. 519 00:43:33,010 --> 00:43:35,300 Then again. Who is it? 520 00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:37,300 He's somebody. 521 00:43:39,650 --> 00:43:41,820 So, what do you think then? 522 00:43:41,940 --> 00:43:43,530 About what? 523 00:43:43,650 --> 00:43:45,380 About Luca. 524 00:43:47,650 --> 00:43:49,570 I had a doubt there was something between the two of you... 525 00:43:49,570 --> 00:43:53,090 Of course there is! Luca sleeps with anything that moves, why not me! 526 00:43:55,050 --> 00:43:56,980 Did you use all the right precautions? 527 00:43:56,980 --> 00:43:59,130 Of course! Every time we did it. 528 00:44:00,260 --> 00:44:03,500 So what's your opinion on recreative sex now? 529 00:44:07,900 --> 00:44:10,690 That sound is worth a thousand words... 530 00:44:18,340 --> 00:44:21,090 So? How did it go? 531 00:44:21,090 --> 00:44:23,650 I'm not sure... 532 00:44:23,940 --> 00:44:25,090 Why? 533 00:44:25,090 --> 00:44:28,980 We talked for like, two hours. 534 00:44:28,980 --> 00:44:29,940 About what? 535 00:44:29,940 --> 00:44:32,780 I'm so sorry, I'm a little tense... 536 00:44:32,780 --> 00:44:36,170 Let's say I'm a little out of practice! 537 00:44:36,170 --> 00:44:38,260 About us. Random stuff. 538 00:44:38,610 --> 00:44:39,820 Relax! 539 00:44:39,820 --> 00:44:41,050 Did you tell him about Lorenzo? 540 00:44:41,050 --> 00:44:42,860 Of course I told him about Lorenzo! 541 00:44:44,300 --> 00:44:45,500 This is not a test. 542 00:44:45,730 --> 00:44:50,170 It's not! But you know what, I just ended a very long relationship... 543 00:44:50,170 --> 00:44:53,050 Rule number 1: you never talk about your exes. 544 00:44:53,050 --> 00:44:55,260 We just broke up! What else should I talk about? 545 00:44:55,260 --> 00:44:57,380 I've got to go... 546 00:45:01,170 --> 00:45:02,860 See you! 547 00:45:04,380 --> 00:45:06,090 What are you doing? 548 00:45:06,570 --> 00:45:08,090 It's a Rainbow Cake. 549 00:45:09,050 --> 00:45:10,980 Are you sure this is how it's supposed to look like? 550 00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:17,860 Moron! 551 00:45:27,130 --> 00:45:30,940 An homosexual baking a Rainbow Cake: groundbreaking! 552 00:45:30,940 --> 00:45:32,260 What's your issue? 553 00:45:32,260 --> 00:45:35,010 Nothing. I thought you might be a top, for a while... 554 00:45:35,010 --> 00:45:37,170 Said Lady Sinkhole Denis herself. 555 00:45:41,340 --> 00:45:44,650 This one's cute. Are you inviting him over? 556 00:45:44,650 --> 00:45:46,650 No way. I'll see him for coffee... 557 00:45:48,420 --> 00:45:53,570 My boss looks straight into my eyes and yells: "I want that PowerPoint by tonight!" 558 00:45:53,900 --> 00:45:57,940 I've been working on it for weeks, bitch. You need to make up your mind! 559 00:45:59,650 --> 00:46:02,940 So you need to work on this presentation? 560 00:46:03,090 --> 00:46:05,530 Yes, this evening... 561 00:46:08,860 --> 00:46:11,210 Let's go to your place. 562 00:46:39,980 --> 00:46:41,090 So? 563 00:46:41,090 --> 00:46:42,650 Decent enough. 564 00:46:42,650 --> 00:46:44,090 Great. 565 00:46:46,090 --> 00:46:47,050 Next! 566 00:47:03,010 --> 00:47:04,570 Are you serious? 567 00:47:04,570 --> 00:47:06,090 Why? 568 00:47:09,820 --> 00:47:13,010 TopGun86 looks hot. What do you say? 569 00:47:14,090 --> 00:47:16,900 Yes! I'm pretty sure Denis slept with him as well. 570 00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:18,340 It's off-limits, then? 571 00:47:18,340 --> 00:47:20,170 No. He's not an ex! 572 00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:28,340 What's he like? Do you know him? 573 00:47:28,340 --> 00:47:30,340 No, never met him. 574 00:47:31,260 --> 00:47:38,980 It's time to introduce rule number 2: Never introduce your online dates to your friends. 575 00:47:43,300 --> 00:47:44,690 Luca... 576 00:47:45,210 --> 00:47:47,730 Would you pull your hand out of my pants, please? 577 00:47:47,730 --> 00:47:48,980 Why would I do that? 578 00:47:48,980 --> 00:47:51,050 What if someone finds us? 579 00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:04,050 When will you be done with these My Little Pony desserts? 580 00:48:05,130 --> 00:48:07,460 I signed up for pastry school. 581 00:48:07,820 --> 00:48:09,090 Why? Was it Luca's idea? 582 00:48:09,090 --> 00:48:11,090 No, it's my idea. 583 00:48:20,980 --> 00:48:23,530 Hey Denis! How are you? 584 00:48:24,940 --> 00:48:26,610 What are you doing here? 585 00:48:27,170 --> 00:48:28,900 He came for me! 586 00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:32,570 Come in! 587 00:48:34,420 --> 00:48:36,500 Do you guys need condoms or lube? 588 00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:38,380 We're good, thank you! 589 00:48:56,530 --> 00:48:59,010 Thanks! I'm a little excited, it's the first day... 590 00:48:59,010 --> 00:49:02,300 This is not high school. Why are you here? 591 00:49:02,300 --> 00:49:06,050 My grandmother infused me the passion for baking and pastries, so here I am. 592 00:49:06,650 --> 00:49:08,530 Grandmothers' tales... 593 00:49:08,530 --> 00:49:09,730 Enough! 594 00:49:10,650 --> 00:49:15,500 This is pastry school: the shrink is in the other side of the building. 595 00:49:17,420 --> 00:49:19,610 Passion. 596 00:49:19,610 --> 00:49:23,820 "Passion for baking", they say. 597 00:49:24,650 --> 00:49:26,170 It's bullshit. 598 00:49:26,170 --> 00:49:31,260 Pastry making is about commitment, dedication, precision. 599 00:49:31,260 --> 00:49:34,820 Don't believe those who say it's about creativity or improvisation, 600 00:49:34,820 --> 00:49:39,860 a good pastry chef never does it. Improvisation is only for the greatest. 601 00:49:41,010 --> 00:49:45,130 A good pastry chef needs to pay attention. 602 00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:50,610 And you, Gemini, certainly don't lack determination. 603 00:49:50,610 --> 00:49:58,500 Cancer: I've been telling you for months: this is a year of positive change for you. 604 00:49:58,500 --> 00:50:04,420 However, if you're willing to change, you need to listen to those around you. 605 00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:07,900 You need to understand what makes you feel accomplished. 606 00:50:08,300 --> 00:50:17,130 Later in the year, you'll have to face a big decision, but for now you should just enjoy the fun... 607 00:50:17,170 --> 00:50:19,500 So what then? 608 00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:21,210 Nothing! 609 00:50:22,170 --> 00:50:28,500 One of them reminded me of myself when I pretended to enjoy stuff that only Lorenzo liked. 610 00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:29,690 Such as? 611 00:50:30,610 --> 00:50:35,460 Such as his childish obsession for Latin music, which I enjoyed up to a point. 612 00:50:36,530 --> 00:50:40,170 Or when he got hooked on tennis, all the lessons we took together, 613 00:50:40,170 --> 00:50:45,460 our honeymoon in Melbourne was an excuse to see the Australian Open semifinals. 614 00:50:45,460 --> 00:50:47,260 That's cool! 615 00:50:47,260 --> 00:50:48,780 It was not, Luca. 616 00:50:48,780 --> 00:50:52,090 I'll give you a new rule: avoid couples or threesomes. 617 00:50:52,090 --> 00:50:54,730 No way. There's only three rules. 618 00:50:55,010 --> 00:50:56,730 You only gave me two... 619 00:50:58,500 --> 00:51:00,530 The third rule is the most important one. 620 00:51:00,530 --> 00:51:01,690 Is it? 621 00:51:01,690 --> 00:51:04,530 It's implicit - Shut that thing! 622 00:51:04,820 --> 00:51:10,260 It's implied for everyone, even those who say they're looking for a serious relationship. 623 00:51:10,260 --> 00:51:11,050 Bullshit. 624 00:51:11,050 --> 00:51:15,380 I'm telling you because maybe it's not immediate, it takes a while to understand if no one tells you. 625 00:51:15,380 --> 00:51:17,130 We're your guardian angels. 626 00:51:17,130 --> 00:51:19,380 Yeah, Statler and Waldorf... 627 00:51:20,130 --> 00:51:21,860 You'll see. 628 00:51:23,530 --> 00:51:25,090 One time only. 629 00:51:25,090 --> 00:51:27,090 One time and that's it. 630 00:51:27,530 --> 00:51:28,090 What? 631 00:51:28,090 --> 00:51:30,500 Sex, with guys you meet on the apps. 632 00:51:34,300 --> 00:51:36,420 Look at him, poor thing. 633 00:51:36,570 --> 00:51:40,260 How many guys did you sleep with, in the past weeks? 634 00:51:41,820 --> 00:51:43,570 Three. No, four! 635 00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:46,900 Bravo! How many of them did you keep in touch with? 636 00:51:47,610 --> 00:51:48,780 Two. 637 00:51:48,780 --> 00:51:50,130 Did any of them ask you to meet up again? 638 00:51:50,130 --> 00:51:50,980 No. 639 00:51:50,980 --> 00:51:52,010 Did you ask them? 640 00:51:52,010 --> 00:51:53,130 I did, just one. 641 00:51:53,130 --> 00:51:54,820 What did he answer? 642 00:51:56,210 --> 00:51:58,500 "Maybe next week." 643 00:52:02,780 --> 00:52:04,340 Let's go. 644 00:52:04,340 --> 00:52:06,500 - Now? - Now. 645 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:10,500 Want to join us? 646 00:52:10,780 --> 00:52:12,210 Ciao! 647 00:52:29,940 --> 00:52:32,500 Wait! 648 00:52:32,500 --> 00:52:34,500 Maybe we're going too fast here. 649 00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:36,210 Would you like to slow down a little? 650 00:52:52,730 --> 00:52:54,730 I like your house. 651 00:52:59,460 --> 00:53:01,340 Is this your room? 652 00:53:26,860 --> 00:53:28,730 I'm looking for a relationship. 653 00:53:29,050 --> 00:53:35,210 It's just that it seems impossible to find someone who's looking for the something serious, here. 654 00:53:36,340 --> 00:53:38,300 It's like a market! 655 00:53:38,690 --> 00:53:42,940 People dating four different guys at the same time, it's an absurdity. 656 00:53:44,610 --> 00:53:46,610 I'm going to delete the app. 657 00:53:56,690 --> 00:53:59,050 I'm sick of meaningless dates. 658 00:54:00,650 --> 00:54:05,730 Casual sex is not that interesting. 659 00:54:06,860 --> 00:54:08,460 Don't you agree? 660 00:54:09,820 --> 00:54:12,900 I'm telling you this because I feel like you understand me. 661 00:54:14,780 --> 00:54:19,050 I don't know. You don't look like the one night stand type. 662 00:54:34,210 --> 00:54:36,420 I found this under the bed. 663 00:54:54,300 --> 00:54:55,820 Okay! 664 00:54:57,530 --> 00:54:58,940 I'll text you later. 665 00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:00,300 Yes. 666 00:55:01,380 --> 00:55:02,650 Sure. 667 00:55:02,980 --> 00:55:04,260 All right. 668 00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:12,650 See you later! 669 00:55:12,650 --> 00:55:14,010 Later! 670 00:55:14,010 --> 00:55:15,380 - Ciao. - Ciao! 671 00:56:07,690 --> 00:56:10,210 Good. Bravo! 672 00:56:14,650 --> 00:56:17,980 Good, Mimmo. Bravo. 673 00:56:21,050 --> 00:56:23,570 We're not there yet, Antonio. 674 00:56:24,610 --> 00:56:26,900 You need to practice more at home. 675 00:56:54,460 --> 00:56:55,980 Why are you looking at me funny? 676 00:56:56,610 --> 00:56:58,420 No, nothing. 677 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:02,340 Are you sure you're 22 years old? 678 00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:04,340 "22" is not my age, it's the centimetres... 679 00:57:29,260 --> 00:57:34,210 Believe me, I'm so sorry, I'm not the ghosting type. 680 00:57:34,210 --> 00:57:35,650 Don't worry. 681 00:57:37,210 --> 00:57:41,610 I'm so relieved you texted me back, some people hold grudges forever. 682 00:57:41,610 --> 00:57:43,610 I can imagine... 683 00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:54,730 You see the trouble is that I tend to run away when I find someone that I truly like. 684 00:58:17,650 --> 00:58:18,980 Why don't we have lunch together? 685 00:58:18,980 --> 00:58:19,820 No! 686 00:58:19,820 --> 00:58:21,460 I can cook you something! 687 00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:22,610 No, I have stuff to do. 688 00:58:23,260 --> 00:58:24,420 C'est tout. 689 00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:27,010 "Said who"? 690 00:58:27,010 --> 00:58:29,570 No. "C'est tout" is French. It means it's time for you to leave. 691 00:58:52,380 --> 00:58:53,900 I've seen better... 692 00:59:31,820 --> 00:59:33,210 What the fuck... 693 00:59:34,650 --> 00:59:36,210 Okay. 694 00:59:37,820 --> 00:59:39,610 This is an acrylic tracksuit. 695 00:59:40,420 --> 00:59:44,460 What is this? A tennis racket? Are you an instructor? 696 00:59:44,460 --> 00:59:46,460 Easy! You're hurting me... 697 00:59:46,650 --> 00:59:48,650 Does this kind of approach usually work? 698 00:59:48,650 --> 00:59:51,940 Easy! You moron... 699 00:59:53,130 --> 00:59:54,500 How was the first tennis lesson? 700 00:59:54,500 --> 00:59:55,690 I didn't go. 701 00:59:55,690 --> 00:59:57,010 What do you mean? 702 00:59:57,010 --> 01:00:00,650 You've been going on for months with this tennis obsession, you signed up for lessons and you don't go? 703 01:00:00,650 --> 01:00:01,730 It's crazy, isn't it? 704 01:00:02,460 --> 01:00:07,420 As I was walking there, I couldn't understand why I wasn't happy. 705 01:00:07,690 --> 01:00:09,650 And you know what I discovered? 706 01:00:10,380 --> 01:00:13,940 That it makes no sense at all to take tennis classes without you! 707 01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:17,210 - You're completely crazy... - This thought led me to an epiphany. 708 01:00:17,210 --> 01:00:18,010 Close your eyes. 709 01:00:18,010 --> 01:00:20,010 - Again? - Close your eyes. 710 01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:22,130 Don't peek. 711 01:00:27,980 --> 01:00:29,980 Whenever I do something... 712 01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:37,420 Anything, even the silliest thing, and you're not by my side, 713 01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:40,650 it makes no sense at all for me. 714 01:01:04,900 --> 01:01:06,530 Antonio? 715 01:01:08,380 --> 01:01:09,980 Antonio? 716 01:01:10,340 --> 01:01:11,500 Are you okay? 717 01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:12,380 Sure! 718 01:01:12,380 --> 01:01:13,860 You look upset... 719 01:01:13,860 --> 01:01:15,860 No, I'm okay. Thanks! 720 01:01:16,460 --> 01:01:18,980 Would you like to have a drink? 721 01:01:18,980 --> 01:01:20,210 Deal. 722 01:01:40,730 --> 01:01:42,210 Why are you cleaning up? 723 01:01:42,210 --> 01:01:44,260 I don't like leaving a mess. 724 01:01:46,260 --> 01:01:47,980 Would you like to help me out? 725 01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:04,130 Listen, Antonio. Why are you here? 726 01:02:07,340 --> 01:02:12,530 This is a basic course for discouraged dads or angry managers... 727 01:02:13,050 --> 01:02:15,690 People who don't have your skills. 728 01:02:17,690 --> 01:02:20,860 I've been working in a bakery for a while. 729 01:02:22,860 --> 01:02:27,130 And I have to say that this school is everything but a walk in the park! 730 01:02:28,210 --> 01:02:30,170 A walk in the park... 731 01:02:31,090 --> 01:02:34,860 I don't know what your plans in life are. 732 01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:41,650 But, if you like to become a pastry chef, you need to try harder. 733 01:02:42,940 --> 01:02:47,420 Passion could be a great drive and blah, blah, blah... 734 01:02:47,980 --> 01:02:52,690 But you can't pay your bills with sheer passion, you can't provide for your family with it. 735 01:02:53,610 --> 01:03:01,570 If you're only passionate, there's no difference between you and some poor housewife who bakes cakes just to feel satisfied. 736 01:03:02,460 --> 01:03:04,010 You got me? 737 01:03:04,570 --> 01:03:06,010 Dedication. 738 01:03:09,130 --> 01:03:10,340 Sweat. 739 01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:13,980 And cleanliness. 740 01:03:20,780 --> 01:03:22,380 See you on Monday. 741 01:03:25,210 --> 01:03:28,940 Maybe I should throw your phone in the blender. 742 01:03:30,090 --> 01:03:32,420 It won't be of any use for the final exam anyway. 743 01:03:34,050 --> 01:03:34,820 Thomas? 744 01:03:34,820 --> 01:03:36,050 Antonio? 745 01:04:29,530 --> 01:04:31,010 Is this your place? 746 01:04:32,780 --> 01:04:35,260 No, it's temporary. 747 01:04:37,050 --> 01:04:38,460 Where do you live? 748 01:04:39,050 --> 01:04:40,090 Milan. 749 01:04:40,300 --> 01:04:43,380 Ah, Milan... Figa! 750 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:46,170 No, please! 751 01:04:50,050 --> 01:04:52,210 It's not a matter of ego! 752 01:04:55,820 --> 01:04:57,300 This is my ex's place. 753 01:04:58,210 --> 01:05:03,130 He lives in Berlin with his new partner now. 754 01:05:05,940 --> 01:05:10,340 He asked me to take it with me when I leave. 755 01:05:13,610 --> 01:05:15,780 What are you eating, in the picture? 756 01:05:16,900 --> 01:05:18,170 Tiramisù. 757 01:05:18,780 --> 01:05:20,530 I thought so... 758 01:05:22,690 --> 01:05:25,300 My grandmother used to make an exquisite tiramisù. 759 01:05:26,730 --> 01:05:29,010 She said it was all about mascarpone, 760 01:05:29,900 --> 01:05:32,460 which is the most important ingredient. 761 01:05:32,570 --> 01:05:36,780 She believed that it's not good to buy ready-made mascarpone at the supermarket, 762 01:05:36,780 --> 01:05:41,460 because one can only make a good tiramisù with the mascarpone you make yourself. 763 01:05:43,610 --> 01:05:46,780 I guess it's not that hard to make mascarpone. 764 01:05:46,780 --> 01:05:50,260 There are some tricks that could be deceiving. 765 01:05:50,260 --> 01:05:54,860 Like the acidity of the lemon you use, the temperature... 766 01:05:55,300 --> 01:06:00,650 The sieve itself, the piece of cloth you use to separate the serum. 767 01:06:04,650 --> 01:06:12,610 She used to say: "If the mascarpone is good enough, you can eat it on its own". 768 01:06:16,460 --> 01:06:18,210 Was she right? 769 01:06:20,610 --> 01:06:22,380 She thought so... 770 01:06:23,090 --> 01:06:24,980 What do you think? 771 01:06:34,650 --> 01:06:37,730 - I think I should go... - What do you do tomorrow night? 772 01:06:43,570 --> 01:06:45,900 Tomorrow is Saturday, isn't it? 773 01:06:47,610 --> 01:06:52,500 I guess we'll go out clubbing, but first we'll have dinner and watch some TV. 774 01:06:54,940 --> 01:06:56,010 What's on TV? 775 01:06:56,530 --> 01:06:58,730 Come on, it's your own mother! 776 01:06:58,730 --> 01:07:01,010 She won't forgive here. What a bitch! 777 01:07:01,010 --> 01:07:02,050 Where's Paolo? 778 01:07:02,050 --> 01:07:04,050 Playing soccer. 779 01:07:04,380 --> 01:07:06,300 Then why am I setting the table for five people? 780 01:07:06,300 --> 01:07:08,860 Because the whore in the bathroom invited a friend over! 781 01:07:11,420 --> 01:07:13,380 Will you guys open the door? 782 01:07:14,530 --> 01:07:16,340 The door, please! 783 01:07:21,130 --> 01:07:23,130 Hi! Thomas. 784 01:07:23,130 --> 01:07:24,170 Luca. 785 01:07:28,860 --> 01:07:30,210 Come in. 786 01:07:30,900 --> 01:07:32,210 Thanks. 787 01:07:35,380 --> 01:07:36,940 May I come in? 788 01:07:37,170 --> 01:07:39,780 - Hey! - Come on in! 789 01:07:41,690 --> 01:07:44,010 - Thomas. - Cristina! 790 01:07:46,980 --> 01:07:48,980 Nice! I like the place... 791 01:07:59,420 --> 01:08:01,860 Oh yes: we worship reality TV shows. 792 01:08:03,170 --> 01:08:04,460 Where's Antonio? 793 01:08:04,460 --> 01:08:08,090 Antonio is in the bathroom putting his make-up on. Take a seat! 794 01:08:08,090 --> 01:08:10,380 Thank you. This is a nice table! 795 01:08:10,380 --> 01:08:12,780 Wouldn't you say I'm very nice as well? 796 01:08:12,780 --> 01:08:14,900 Yes, I would! 797 01:08:14,900 --> 01:08:17,420 Should I sit someplace in particular? 798 01:08:17,420 --> 01:08:20,340 No, honey. Sit where you like... 799 01:08:20,770 --> 01:08:21,970 Here! 800 01:08:25,020 --> 01:08:26,420 Who's that? 801 01:08:26,690 --> 01:08:28,420 Nothing, just some guy I chat with... 802 01:08:39,380 --> 01:08:41,690 Are you sure he's just "some guy" you chat with? 803 01:08:45,530 --> 01:08:47,100 Come on, Luca... 804 01:08:51,690 --> 01:08:56,570 Okay, Thomas: tell us a little more about you. You live in Milan, but you're not originally from there, are you? 805 01:08:56,970 --> 01:08:59,810 Impressive, wow! You're well informed. 806 01:09:01,380 --> 01:09:07,690 Yes, I come from Emilia-Romagna, but I live in Milan. 807 01:09:07,690 --> 01:09:09,140 And you're a photographer. 808 01:09:09,140 --> 01:09:13,850 Yes, exactly. Now I'm here in Rome, working for a Foundation. 809 01:09:13,850 --> 01:09:18,500 I'm helping out with a couple of projects and I'll be here until October. 810 01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:21,420 I need some help for a photoshoot, 811 01:09:21,420 --> 01:09:25,500 all the photographers I know are sex maniacs with an obsession for my toes. 812 01:09:27,020 --> 01:09:28,690 Do you shoot nudes as well? 813 01:09:31,020 --> 01:09:33,060 I'm more of a reporter, actually... 814 01:09:36,060 --> 01:09:37,380 Shame. 815 01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:40,610 The Mystery Celebrity Surprise is coming up! 816 01:09:43,970 --> 01:09:48,690 Did you make the mascarpone by yourself, like your grandmother said? 817 01:09:48,690 --> 01:09:53,500 - No, I didn't have time. But it's good anyway, isn't it? - Super good! 818 01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:55,500 We have to help him out, he needs to pratice... 819 01:09:55,810 --> 01:09:57,570 Practice for what? 820 01:09:58,810 --> 01:10:01,570 I'm taking classes at a pastry school. 821 01:10:01,850 --> 01:10:04,930 The teacher is a total bitch. 822 01:10:04,930 --> 01:10:09,770 She stares at you and she's super judgemental! 823 01:10:10,380 --> 01:10:14,850 The last time she told me that she expects more from me. What a bore! 824 01:10:14,850 --> 01:10:16,100 Who is this? 825 01:10:16,100 --> 01:10:20,500 The "bitch" he's complaining about is one of the best pastry chefs in Rome. 826 01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:24,140 She might be one of the very best, but she should drop the attitude. 827 01:10:24,140 --> 01:10:26,060 She's the same age as us... 828 01:10:26,060 --> 01:10:28,060 - She must be some daddy's little girl... - How old are you, anyway? 829 01:10:28,060 --> 01:10:31,460 She's not daddy's little girl and that's not attitude, it's drive! 830 01:10:32,100 --> 01:10:38,340 Anyways, she picks the best among her students to work in her pastry shops as apprentices. 831 01:10:38,340 --> 01:10:40,530 Aren't you a little too old to be an apprentice? 832 01:10:41,060 --> 01:10:44,380 The last time you asked this it worked out fine, didn't it? 833 01:10:44,380 --> 01:10:47,500 Are you afraid to lose your best baker? 834 01:10:49,690 --> 01:10:52,020 I guess we'll be just fuck buddies, then. 835 01:11:14,970 --> 01:11:16,420 I'm sorry about Luca... 836 01:11:17,140 --> 01:11:19,260 So you two have sex? 837 01:11:19,650 --> 01:11:22,180 "Have sex"... 838 01:11:22,810 --> 01:11:27,500 Let's say he helped me get over it after my husband dumped me. 839 01:11:28,690 --> 01:11:30,180 I see. You fuck him. 840 01:11:31,340 --> 01:11:34,930 Sometimes we did, as friends. Just like that... 841 01:11:35,970 --> 01:11:37,500 How long were you with your ex husband? 842 01:11:39,770 --> 01:11:44,180 Since high school, until October last year. 843 01:11:45,770 --> 01:11:47,420 Twelve years? 844 01:11:47,610 --> 01:11:49,420 - Yes. - Amazing. 845 01:11:49,730 --> 01:11:52,300 In gay years it's 84, like dogs... 846 01:11:55,850 --> 01:11:59,770 Oh yes. So I'm not really in the mood for relationships right now. 847 01:12:02,610 --> 01:12:04,260 I understand. 848 01:12:04,260 --> 01:12:08,060 I'm taking a break from relationships as well. 849 01:12:09,300 --> 01:12:12,930 But still. With you it's different. 850 01:12:13,420 --> 01:12:14,930 Listen. 851 01:12:15,460 --> 01:12:19,380 You can laugh at me if you feel like it, but I feel a connection. 852 01:12:19,380 --> 01:12:23,610 Okay. Listen: what's your name again? Thomas, right? 853 01:12:23,610 --> 01:12:26,770 You don't need to sell me anything, we're going to have sex anyway tonight. 854 01:12:27,530 --> 01:12:29,140 What about tomorrow? 855 01:12:38,810 --> 01:12:40,810 Good, bravo! 856 01:12:43,460 --> 01:12:45,930 No. 857 01:12:45,930 --> 01:12:48,930 No. The fridge spoiled your mascarpone. 858 01:12:52,930 --> 01:12:55,570 It's the perfect consistency. 859 01:12:58,260 --> 01:13:00,570 It's too sour. You put too much lemon. 860 01:13:00,570 --> 01:13:01,770 Should I put some more cream? 861 01:13:01,770 --> 01:13:03,770 You should throw it away. 862 01:13:06,460 --> 01:13:08,850 Exquisit. Bravo, Giacomo! 863 01:13:08,850 --> 01:13:09,690 Thanks! 864 01:13:42,020 --> 01:13:50,650 Hey Antonio! I'm a Mystery Celebrity and I'm offering you a way to end all of your miseries. 865 01:13:52,220 --> 01:13:58,260 Hey honey! I'm at home, you can drop by later, whenever you like. 866 01:13:58,260 --> 01:14:01,420 I'll take care of dinner, there's something I would like to tell you about! 867 01:14:01,420 --> 01:14:02,970 You were supposed to be checking... 868 01:14:03,340 --> 01:14:05,530 I was just about to! 869 01:14:09,930 --> 01:14:12,500 They're not burned, they're crispy! 870 01:14:12,500 --> 01:14:15,570 It's the second time that happens, in three days. 871 01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:18,180 Be careful! Fuck. 872 01:14:18,180 --> 01:14:20,180 You bumped into me! 873 01:14:31,890 --> 01:14:32,890 Does it hurt? 874 01:14:32,890 --> 01:14:34,260 No. 875 01:14:40,220 --> 01:14:42,140 - Are you mad? - No. 876 01:14:45,770 --> 01:14:47,220 I'm disappointed. 877 01:14:48,300 --> 01:14:49,810 Why is that? 878 01:14:51,340 --> 01:14:53,420 Disappointed by your attitude, for some time now. 879 01:14:53,690 --> 01:14:55,420 - By my attitude? - Yes. 880 01:14:55,890 --> 01:14:57,650 I understand. It's mutual, then. 881 01:14:57,970 --> 01:14:59,650 - I beg your pardon? - You heard me. 882 01:14:59,650 --> 01:15:01,180 No, I would like an explanation! 883 01:15:01,180 --> 01:15:03,180 You've started to treat me differently since I'm with Thomas. 884 01:15:03,460 --> 01:15:04,810 So now you're with Thomas? 885 01:15:04,810 --> 01:15:06,020 Does it bother you? 886 01:15:06,420 --> 01:15:09,570 It's your own fucking business, I don't care what you do when you're not working here. 887 01:15:09,570 --> 01:15:11,060 Great! 888 01:15:23,930 --> 01:15:25,650 Fuck you... 889 01:15:41,460 --> 01:15:44,890 Honey? Can you help me with with a photo shoot? 890 01:15:44,890 --> 01:15:46,060 What photo shoot? 891 01:15:46,060 --> 01:15:47,610 Some pictures for my OnlyFans. 892 01:15:47,610 --> 01:15:50,260 They delivered me some new jockstraps and I want to try them on. 893 01:15:50,650 --> 01:15:55,220 Look, honey... I'm off to Thomas', actually. 894 01:15:56,100 --> 01:16:00,530 That's too bad: I would've loved to help you taking pictures of your butt. 895 01:16:00,530 --> 01:16:02,100 No problem! 896 01:16:04,420 --> 01:16:06,930 What time did you come back this morning? I didn't hear you... 897 01:16:08,460 --> 01:16:10,220 It's just that... 898 01:16:10,850 --> 01:16:13,340 I had a fight with Luca, about Thomas. 899 01:16:14,260 --> 01:16:17,810 Never mind! He loves to play the alpha male sometimes. 900 01:16:17,810 --> 01:16:19,530 I quit, actually... 901 01:16:20,650 --> 01:16:22,890 What an overreaction. 902 01:16:24,220 --> 01:16:27,020 I'll take care of everything, don't worry. 903 01:16:29,020 --> 01:16:34,850 Paris, oh dear, we will leave... 904 01:16:39,770 --> 01:16:41,650 Is Thomas any good at baking pastry? 905 01:16:41,810 --> 01:16:42,930 Why? 906 01:16:43,570 --> 01:16:45,610 I don't know, it seems like you quit baking as well. 907 01:16:45,850 --> 01:16:47,610 The exam is on Thursday, isn't it? 908 01:16:48,850 --> 01:16:52,380 You could use some of this "holiday leave" to work on your baking skills. 909 01:16:52,380 --> 01:16:54,890 Okay, Denis. I'll do it tomorrow. What's the matter? 910 01:16:54,890 --> 01:16:57,260 I don't really care about pastry school that much. 911 01:16:57,890 --> 01:16:59,060 Okay... 912 01:16:59,260 --> 01:17:03,570 Are you really patronizing me while wearing a jockstrap? It's pretty hard to take you seriously, believe me. 913 01:17:09,020 --> 01:17:12,180 I'm not patronizing you. 914 01:17:12,690 --> 01:17:15,650 Couldn't you just be happy for me, then? 915 01:17:15,770 --> 01:17:19,970 I'm happy for you when you take the bull by the horns, 916 01:17:19,970 --> 01:17:23,690 not when you chicken out before a challenge. 917 01:17:24,180 --> 01:17:26,300 To do what, by the way? 918 01:17:26,890 --> 01:17:29,020 Hide in someone else's shadow? 919 01:17:29,020 --> 01:17:30,610 Yeah, right. Ciao... 920 01:17:30,610 --> 01:17:34,970 Always free to frolic... 921 01:17:43,220 --> 01:17:47,420 Hey Antonio! How's it going? 922 01:17:49,100 --> 01:17:51,730 My sister's getting married next May. 923 01:17:51,730 --> 01:17:54,770 It's going to be a gloriously depressing experience. 924 01:17:54,770 --> 01:17:59,300 Is there anything sadder than 40-year-olds getting married? 925 01:18:00,610 --> 01:18:04,500 It's not going to match the beauty of our wedding, anyways. 926 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:06,500 Do you remember it? 927 01:18:09,610 --> 01:18:15,180 Maria Vittoria is in Rome right now and she would like to give you the invitation herself. 928 01:18:15,180 --> 01:18:19,380 You know Maria Vittoria, she cares about these things. 929 01:18:19,380 --> 01:18:22,060 I don't know if you feel like coming... 930 01:18:22,530 --> 01:18:28,180 I don't think Enrico is going to come. I'm telling you this because... I don't know... 931 01:18:28,530 --> 01:18:31,730 You can bring a plus one, of course. 932 01:18:34,460 --> 01:18:37,650 I don't know if you're seeing anyone at the moment. 933 01:18:39,380 --> 01:18:43,610 I should mind my own business anyways... 934 01:19:00,850 --> 01:19:02,650 Good morning, handsome! 935 01:19:07,220 --> 01:19:08,810 Good morning! 936 01:19:14,380 --> 01:19:15,730 Hello. 937 01:19:21,260 --> 01:19:25,100 You're spoiling me, I'm getting used to it. 938 01:19:25,300 --> 01:19:28,420 The sooner you get used to it, the better. 939 01:19:36,850 --> 01:19:38,770 Would you like to come to Milan with me? 940 01:19:39,140 --> 01:19:40,770 Yeah, why not... 941 01:19:42,420 --> 01:19:43,810 What? 942 01:19:45,180 --> 01:19:48,650 We've been dating for a while, but we don't know each other that well yet! 943 01:19:48,650 --> 01:19:51,300 I think we know each other well enough. 944 01:19:54,970 --> 01:19:57,570 Yes, but not enough to take such a giant leap... 945 01:19:57,570 --> 01:20:01,770 Come on now! I didn't ask you to marry me, 946 01:20:01,770 --> 01:20:04,570 I asked you to come to Milan with me for a few months. 947 01:20:06,060 --> 01:20:08,690 Okay, listen. 948 01:20:08,690 --> 01:20:11,420 We would live in a huge mansion. 949 01:20:14,570 --> 01:20:16,770 Okay, then... 950 01:20:17,140 --> 01:20:20,810 The garden looks like a forest. 951 01:20:21,460 --> 01:20:24,930 There's a tennis court and a pool. 952 01:20:26,730 --> 01:20:28,340 Didn't you say you play tennis? 953 01:20:31,970 --> 01:20:34,500 Of course I do. It's been a while, though. 954 01:20:34,690 --> 01:20:38,890 I'm not Federer, but I have a good forehand. I could be quite challenging, on a good day! 955 01:20:40,140 --> 01:20:41,530 Come with me. 956 01:20:42,140 --> 01:20:43,690 Let's work together. 957 01:20:44,930 --> 01:20:47,260 The Foundation has the budget for a good architect, 958 01:20:48,060 --> 01:20:49,610 which you are. 959 01:20:49,930 --> 01:20:53,610 Tommy I've never done anything like this! 960 01:20:53,770 --> 01:20:56,260 That's the point! What do you have to lose? 961 01:20:57,770 --> 01:20:59,650 What can I lose... 962 01:21:00,220 --> 01:21:03,530 I have my life here, my friends, the pastry school. 963 01:21:05,690 --> 01:21:08,300 It would be such a dramatic change for me... 964 01:21:14,770 --> 01:21:16,340 I'll be by your side. 965 01:21:17,420 --> 01:21:19,100 Okay? 966 01:21:38,060 --> 01:21:39,530 Sorry... 967 01:21:48,610 --> 01:21:50,100 Luca? 968 01:21:50,100 --> 01:21:52,100 Yes sir... 969 01:21:52,100 --> 01:21:56,180 He's checking on you... 970 01:21:56,850 --> 01:21:58,530 Hello? 971 01:22:20,930 --> 01:22:22,730 I'm Denis' mother. 972 01:22:24,890 --> 01:22:26,570 My condolences, madame. 973 01:22:34,690 --> 01:22:36,420 Are you looking for anything in particular? 974 01:22:36,420 --> 01:22:38,420 Do you know where he kept his money? 975 01:22:42,570 --> 01:22:44,420 - Madame... - Irma. 976 01:22:45,420 --> 01:22:47,420 Would you like a glass of water? 977 01:22:52,060 --> 01:22:56,970 Listen, why don't you take a break and come back another day? There's no rush. 978 01:22:56,970 --> 01:23:00,500 I'm in a rush indeed! The rent of this place is really expensive! 979 01:23:03,020 --> 01:23:06,220 What do you mean "rent"? Isn't this house yours? 980 01:23:06,220 --> 01:23:08,730 Mine? Seriously? 981 01:23:08,970 --> 01:23:11,930 Do I look like someone who could own a place like this? 982 01:23:13,690 --> 01:23:17,180 Denis was such a bullshit artist... 983 01:23:18,340 --> 01:23:21,220 His damn obsession to run around with that bicycle... 984 01:23:22,060 --> 01:23:27,930 But that motherfucker who run him over is going to pay. I'm going to make him pay good money for what he did. 985 01:23:29,570 --> 01:23:30,340 Gross. 986 01:23:34,730 --> 01:23:36,140 Were you his lover? 987 01:23:37,060 --> 01:23:38,300 I'm his friend. 988 01:23:38,690 --> 01:23:39,930 Oh. 989 01:23:39,970 --> 01:23:42,180 I've never thought he had friends. 990 01:23:42,420 --> 01:23:44,770 I've never thought he had a mother! 991 01:27:12,890 --> 01:27:16,180 Lorenzo! What are you doing here? 992 01:27:16,850 --> 01:27:19,810 I'm here to offer my condolences. 993 01:27:22,260 --> 01:27:23,530 Thank you. 994 01:27:26,220 --> 01:27:30,850 I know it's awkward to say this, but I'm happy to see you. 995 01:27:31,890 --> 01:27:33,340 You disappeared. 996 01:27:34,930 --> 01:27:36,460 Do I owe you an apology? 997 01:27:38,300 --> 01:27:44,020 You've never texted me back or called me in a very long time... 998 01:27:45,690 --> 01:27:47,220 How are you? 999 01:27:49,140 --> 01:27:50,570 I'm okay. 1000 01:27:51,650 --> 01:27:55,810 Cristina told me you have to leave the house. Did you find anything yet? 1001 01:27:56,930 --> 01:27:59,140 No, I didn't. 1002 01:28:00,100 --> 01:28:02,530 Let's say I'm evaluating some options. 1003 01:28:02,530 --> 01:28:04,530 - Oh! - Yes. 1004 01:28:04,690 --> 01:28:09,530 I'm probably moving to Milan. 1005 01:28:13,300 --> 01:28:15,020 Why don't you come home, in the meantime? 1006 01:28:15,020 --> 01:28:16,850 Why would I go back to my parents? 1007 01:28:18,300 --> 01:28:19,690 Our home. 1008 01:28:21,530 --> 01:28:23,100 What about Enrico? 1009 01:28:27,850 --> 01:28:29,340 Puff? 1010 01:28:33,570 --> 01:28:35,140 Ciao, Lorenzo... 1011 01:28:49,100 --> 01:28:51,810 - Hello! - Hi! 1012 01:28:56,260 --> 01:28:58,420 - Hello Antonio! - Good morning. 1013 01:29:00,770 --> 01:29:02,530 My daughter, Linda. 1014 01:29:05,770 --> 01:29:07,420 Are you helping mommy out today? 1015 01:29:07,420 --> 01:29:08,770 Yes. 1016 01:29:08,890 --> 01:29:10,690 She helps me out with the finals. 1017 01:29:11,060 --> 01:29:14,530 If a cake is good for the taste of an 8-year-old girl, it means it must be good. 1018 01:29:14,930 --> 01:29:18,260 Especially if the girl is used to taste her mother's cakes. 1019 01:29:19,220 --> 01:29:20,610 Right, honey? 1020 01:29:23,140 --> 01:29:24,610 Thanks. 1021 01:29:25,340 --> 01:29:26,810 Are you nervous? 1022 01:29:27,300 --> 01:29:28,460 No. 1023 01:29:28,460 --> 01:29:29,730 Good! 1024 01:29:37,060 --> 01:29:39,610 - Good morning! - Good morning. 1025 01:30:01,340 --> 01:30:02,810 Surprise! 1026 01:30:03,690 --> 01:30:06,300 You're not leaving without saying goodbye, are you? 1027 01:30:14,730 --> 01:30:17,380 Guys I already emptied the fridge, I'm sorry... 1028 01:30:19,930 --> 01:30:21,060 What's that? 1029 01:30:21,060 --> 01:30:24,140 Just some mascarpone I made for the exam... 1030 01:30:24,140 --> 01:30:25,650 It's okay. Coffee's enough! 1031 01:30:27,060 --> 01:30:31,730 Speaking about the exam: the second best of your class, that's brilliant! 1032 01:30:31,730 --> 01:30:33,100 In a class of five people... 1033 01:30:33,570 --> 01:30:38,500 Come on! You're not his boss anymore. He's a pastry chef now! 1034 01:30:38,500 --> 01:30:40,500 Who's going to Milan to be an architect. 1035 01:30:41,530 --> 01:30:46,380 Milan is just three hours away by train, I'm not moving to Australia! 1036 01:30:46,380 --> 01:30:48,380 You can visit me anytime! 1037 01:30:51,180 --> 01:30:52,770 Maybe for some shopping. 1038 01:30:52,770 --> 01:30:54,380 Are you afraid you'll miss us? 1039 01:30:55,650 --> 01:30:57,260 Isn't this your "happily ever after"? 1040 01:30:59,500 --> 01:31:01,020 Enough. 1041 01:32:00,530 --> 01:32:02,060 Hello, handsome! 1042 01:32:02,970 --> 01:32:04,500 You're here already? 1043 01:32:07,970 --> 01:32:09,500 Okay... 1044 01:32:10,100 --> 01:32:12,020 Let's go and get your stuff. 1045 01:32:13,420 --> 01:32:16,690 I brought you this. 1046 01:32:18,690 --> 01:32:20,340 What is it? 1047 01:32:23,420 --> 01:32:25,420 SORRY 1048 01:32:31,850 --> 01:32:33,570 Tommy... 1049 01:32:35,060 --> 01:32:37,650 I can't leave with you. 1050 01:32:42,690 --> 01:32:46,060 A lot of things happened lately... 1051 01:32:48,060 --> 01:32:52,060 Denis, of course... But not only that. 1052 01:32:55,730 --> 01:32:59,930 I'd rather not to cling to anyone right now. 1053 01:33:01,380 --> 01:33:03,610 Even if it's you. 1054 01:33:04,180 --> 01:33:07,770 Even if moving to Milan would make me very happy. 1055 01:33:07,770 --> 01:33:09,260 Then come! 1056 01:33:11,260 --> 01:33:13,260 No, Tommy. 1057 01:33:14,420 --> 01:33:18,730 I would be happy in the beginning, but then it would go exactly like with Lorenzo. 1058 01:33:21,180 --> 01:33:22,890 Is Enrico moving to Milan as well? 1059 01:33:32,180 --> 01:33:34,380 Enrico was a consequence. 1060 01:33:35,850 --> 01:33:39,060 I guess I should thank him, actually. 1061 01:33:43,610 --> 01:33:48,340 Is this what you want to do? Bake pastry? 1062 01:33:54,140 --> 01:34:00,570 I don't know if I'm going to do it forever, but I would like to try. 1063 01:34:03,060 --> 01:34:07,020 Without hiding in someone else's shadow. 1064 01:34:15,300 --> 01:34:22,340 You know what? My grandmother was right. Mascarpone has a special taste, if you make it on your own. 1065 01:34:35,420 --> 01:34:36,970 May I? 1066 01:34:36,970 --> 01:34:40,500 Sure! I brought a napkin as well... 1067 01:34:45,300 --> 01:34:47,890 Now I can try it! 1068 01:35:12,650 --> 01:35:14,180 Ciao, Antonio. 1069 01:35:15,300 --> 01:35:17,610 How about this one, Tommy? 1070 01:35:19,380 --> 01:35:20,890 It's my gift. 1071 01:36:34,460 --> 01:36:40,850 MASCARPONE